If God Were Dead, He'd Be Rolling in His Grave

“There’s a shadow on this house
You can turn this thing around.”

“We think his God is real
You better strike a deal.”

“This really ain’t that funny.”

--lyrics from “The Ten Commandments,” a.k.a. “Val Kilmer IS Moses”

Coming soon: A real post about a mini-spate of earnest religion-themed shows in L.A.