tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8829734.post7585665918698845766..comments2024-03-29T03:39:42.411-04:00Comments on The Wicked Stage: "A Commotion of Grunts and Squawks"Rob Weinert-Kendthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04015688507553252146noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8829734.post-30636808095803596162007-11-27T22:50:00.000-05:002007-11-27T22:50:00.000-05:00Three of the worst musical theatre lyrics I've hea...Three of the worst musical theatre lyrics I've heard (the shows remain unnamed, to protect the idiots).<BR/><BR/>Broadway Musical X (this lyric was cut during previews):<BR/><I>Let me drive down that road one more time<BR/>This time "'ll watch for the one-way sign</I><BR/><BR/>NYMF Musical Y:<BR/><I>On this graveyard of a planet<BR/>Where the zombies order tea</I><BR/><BR/>Unproduced Musical Z Written by People Who Really Ought to Know Better:<BR/><I>Sure she gave me head<BR/>But it's not my fault she's dead!</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com